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Durkhiem: Why Women Want Him And Men Want To Be Him

1.  He's French..... Au Chantez Mon Cheri..... so sexy!
 
2.  He's smart!.... dang, there's nothing sexier than a good mind on a guy.
 
3.  Mmmmm Facial Hair..... Well at least all the pictures we could find had facial hair, and frankly, that's hot.
 
4.  He was into philosophy.... There's nothing more romantic than a little mind boggling philosophy and theory over dinner.
 
5.  He made up Functionalism.... Talk about having a great imagination, this guy pictured society as a machine or a working body.  Now whevener I think of school and how it functions in society, I think of my liver and how it functions in my body.
 
 
 

Songs that Durkheim might have jammed to?!?!?
 
Functionalism songs....

Donna Summer's

"Let's Work Together Now"

Lyrics
Different faces other races
New conditions old traditions
All are one
From the humble to the mighty
Those in need and those with with plenty
All are one
Yes we all are one
Let's work together now
towards a better kind of world
One for our childrens' child
Let's work together now
Respect our neighbour's way of life
We've got to harmonise
Learn to give without return
And you will find yourself
with all the friends you need
All these problems on this earth
are only due to selfish acts of men's on greed
Let's stop all this creed
Let's work together now
Let's make a better kind of world
Think of your children's child
Please work together now
Respect each person's way of life
Let's start to harmonise

 

SWITCHFOOT

"Meant To Live"
Lyrics
Fumbling his confidence
And wondering why the world has passed him by
Hoping that he's bent for more than arguments
And failed attempts to fly, fly

[Chorus]
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere we live inside
Somewhere we live inside
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere we live inside

Dreaming about Providence
And whether mice or men have second tries
Maybe we've been livin with our eyes half open
Maybe we're bent and broken, broken

[Chorus]

We want more than this world's got to offer
We want more than this world's got to offer
We want more than the wars of our fathers
And everything inside screams for second life, yeah

We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
We were meant to live
We were meant to live

 

 

Suicide Songs...

 

Zug Izland's

"Suicide"

Lyrics

Hey there killer, where you goin'?
I see you got a gun and your anger is showing
What you about to do? Gonna kill her man?
I know that you are, but you don't really understand
You wanna be scary, wanna freak her out
Knock on her door, and put the gun in your own mouth
Let her try to stop you, it doesn't work
Turn so she can see you, and make the back of your head squirt!

Before you go and commit, a homicide!
Do us all a favor, you should try suicide!
If your gonna commit, a homicide
Spare us all the drama, you should try suicide!

Hey there killer, where you been?
Plotting out the murder on the perfect ten
Wanna make scary on her, I assume
Break in her house and hang yourself in her bedroom
Hey there killer, your unstoppable
Out of control and yo, she's irresistible
Go to her job and drink some gasoline
Swallow a match, and show her just what she means to ya!

Before you go and commit, a homicide!
Do us all a favor, you should try suicide!
If your gonna commit, a homicide
Spare us all the drama, you should try suicide!

Suicide

Before you go and commit, a homicide! (killer)
Do us all a favor, you should try suicide! (come on and try it)
If your gonna commit, a homicide (try it)
Spare us all the drama, you should try suicide! (suicide)

Before you go and commit, a homicide! (killer)
Do us all a favor, you should try suicide! (come on and try it)
If your gonna commit, a homicide (try it)
Spare us all the drama, you should try suicide! (suicide)

Please don't commit, a homicide! (killer)
Do us all a favor, you should try suicide! (come on and try it)
If your gonna commit, a homicide (try it)
Spare us all the drama, you should try suicide!!!

 

Ozzy Osbourne's

"Suicide Solution"

Lyrics

Wine is fine
But whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows
away tomorrows!!

Evil thoughts and evil doings
Cold, alone you hang in ruins
Thought you'd escape the reaper
You can't escape the master keeper

'Cause you feel life's unreal and you're living a lie
Such a shame who's to blame and you're wondering why
Then you ask from your cask is there life after birth
What you sow can mean hell on this earth
HELL ON THIS EARTH!!

Now you live inside a bottle
The reaper's travelling at full throttle
It's catching you but you don't see
The reaper is you and the reaper is me

Breaking laws, knocking doors
But there's no one at home
Made your bed, rest your head
But you lie there and moan

Where to hide, suicide is the only way out
Don't you know what it's really about?

Wine is fine
But whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows

Social Evolution Activity

To the activity!

Name That SUICIDE!

On forth to the game!